abernathyed:

FOR FUCKS SAKE

WE FIX ONETHING

AND SOMETHING ELSE MESSES UP ON MY COMPUTER

honestly

I cant open some programs (like origin, or comicrack) nothing happens when I click them. But they’re in the processes, and every time I try to OPEN them more gets added to the processes but nothing happens when I end-task them and they dont show up in alt+Tab

brb throwing laptop off a cliff

not being able to open origin is not a bad thing

(Source: marlassinger)

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guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy, via pizza)

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b-ak3d:

big-bad-wolf-fitness:

paragonpostcards:

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

b-ak3d:

big-bad-wolf-fitness:

paragonpostcards:

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

(via pizza)

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(via skyinclouds)

6 notes

(Source: openyoureyesyoukilledme)

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dipdyedsociety:

xx

dipdyedsociety:

xx

(Source: painfulnumbness, via burntoutflame)

3,392 notes

Recent events have led me to diversify my business.
Biotics are such an under appreciated sector.
The Corpus board wants nothing to do with them.
But I disagree, I think they’re the future. Your future, Tenno.
- Alad V

(Source: nonsentient)

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kbreez:

Lose control like Missy, but I’m a bad boy ‘cause I’m with Diddy, bitch.

kbreez:

Lose control like Missy, but I’m a bad boy ‘cause I’m with Diddy, bitch.

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raging-midgardian-soprano:

The very best of Yahoo Answers.

544,239 notes

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via mindsrebelatstagnation)

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urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

176,384 notes

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

93,147 notes

(Source: whatareyoureallyafraidof, via legendary-capricorn)

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ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

(via pizza)

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cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: 1vm, via pizza)

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